What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?